I have never felt the need to write a review on IMDb until I saw this movie. It may be the "best movie never released", but it was never released for a reason. IT SUCKS! It wasn't funny in any sort of dark comedy, stoner comedy, British humor or stupid funny way. Aside from the three or four minutes of the mildly entertaining role played by William H. Macy the movie was a totally bore. I kept waiting for something funny to happen, hoping that some great moment at the end would make it all worth while... but no. This isn't even a movie to "half-watch" while you are working or tending to your laundry or dishes. Don't waste your time, money or someone else's money on this picture.

Considering that I arrived to 800 reviews with the one before this you might have noticed my tastes very well. In fact, there are lots of reviews for odd movies that nobody has seeked out in years because I have some sort of odd tastes and I think that I can enjoy them very much. While COLIN FITZ didn't won me over, it was decent entertainment nonetheless.

The film is set on the anniversary of the death of Colin Fitz (a singer compared to Elvis Presley to the point that his die-hard fans don't think he's dead) when bumbling security guards Paul and Grady have to protect his grave because the previous year some fanatics killed there. Paul and Grady spend the night in the graveyard and encounter various characters but at least they'll succedd to avoid a mass suicide by some fanatics.

That was the best way for explaining the plot because the movie doesn't even have a normal plot. When it begins there are some interviews by fans of Colin Fitz (including one played by super-gorgeous Kristen Johnston) and then we cut to Mr O'Day (William Macy) that gives the assignment to the two guards, then we cut to a wise-cracking groundskeeper (John McGinley) that gives a very brief speech and then bursts laughing, and as Paul and Grady go in the graveyard all crazy things starts to happen such as a gangster that has to bury a dead body, a bum that is chasen by a German Shepherd that happened to be there, but I can't spoil more for not ruining the movie for you.

Overall, a movie that I would recommend especially to fans of the weird, and I'd also recommend to simply turn off your brain because if you reflect too much on what happens you'd feel like your head becomes full of smoke. It's actually on YouTube if you want to give it a try.