Wow, this was one horrible movie.

The story-line is as old as Ling Tut. Secluded camp, a bunch of young kids, yada yada yada....

Phony jump scares up the yazoo.

A ridiculously pathetic, derivative script that will bore you to shreds and grade Z direction.

The acting is juvie level. Like 10th grade.

But the biggest problem is you've seen this all before. Like a zillion times. There is nothing new, nothing to wrap your head around and nothing original.

The non-hot girls wear padded bras and even tho they take them off, you see nothing. More disappointment. Although I suspect we'd be disappointed either way.

There's no amount of drugs or alcohol in the world to make this unoriginal schlock tolerable. All the characters are one dimensional and interchangable, the "twist" is revealed way too early, and the kills are too boring and vanilla to keep any interest. There are literally no comedy elements present unless you laugh at bad acting. You're honestly better off watching Evil Dead or an early Friday movie if you want a good slasher in the woods, this is NOT a movie to share with friends unless you secretly hate them and never want to see them again. I'd rather have spent this time having a homeless person wax my a$$.

Was it supposed to be a comedy? Me thinks the sour acting had a hand in this comedy of horrors. The lead actresses are not all at the same level. The one actress delivers a particularly forced and adolescent performance. The more mature members of the cast delivered more genuine performances. With a little better casting, I think this film could have really made a mark. And, the writing - is this really what women sound like with each other? I mean horror is horror, right? Overall, eh, but maybe there's a long life for these players in just horror. So three stars and there's always time to improve.